Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Daily Kos Editor: "Glenn Beck is the head of a new racist mob"

Another brilliant piece of journalism by Jed Lewison, in which he manages to figure out that when Glenn Beck says the word "communism" what he really means is "I hate race mixing."

Now how did he come to this conclusion? He went into typical non-racist detective mode, which involves consulting the most reliable source in performing such investigations: his own ass. Jed took his hand, made a fist, and jammed it up his own ass, and pulled this investigative masterpiece out.

Brilliant. 

I wish I had such capabilities. 

Link to investigation through ass consultation   

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