Genius: "Police target black Cincinnati Bengals"

I'm not aware of any black Bengals being arrested lately, so we must credit this blogger for outing yet another conspiracy driven by the genetic predisposition towards racism that is inherent in all of us whites. I had thought that maybe black Bengals were being arrested for well, breaking the law, as most people are, but after reading this masterpiece by a blogger going by "tabacco," who is definitely not paranoid or anything,  it became clear that the Cincy PD, (probably ran by whites) had orchestrated a plot to arrest black Bengals football players as often as possible and for no good reason at all. Just because, ya know. That's what cops (well white cops) do, right? Arrest black football players for not breaking the law. Right. Got it everyone.

Plus, it was rumored that many on the force were Cleveland Browns fans and had an alternate but equally sinister motivation present. They wanted to make the Bengals suck more by arresting all their players.

They really didn't need to arrest anyone for that.

Link to masterpiece by blogger that isn't paranoid at all. 

Oliver Willis: Conservatism based on racism

The blogosphere's most notorious race-obsessed leftist, Oliver Willis, goes on record stating that the entire foundation of conservative politics is, you guessed it, racism.

In his own words, chunk-a-lunk says the following: "Conservatives get really upset when you point out that the foundation of their movement is based on racism, and that the largest domestic terror attack came from the right side of the aisle."

What upsets us is the sheer stupidity of the statement and the false motive being assigned to us. This tactic is the main one used by lefists to divide and conquer. And Oliver Willis has based an entire blog on this tactic. Well that and like...comic books or something.

Link.