New Non-Racist Diversity Czar: "Move it whitey!"

In going with societies "white people bad" theme, new FCC Diversity Czar Mark Lloyd has a solution to the problem of too many white people in positions of power: "You're fired. Even though you're a nice white."

This... there's nothing more difficult than this. Because we have really, truly good white people (Impossible I say!) in important positions. And the fact of the matter is that there are a limited number of those positions. And unless we are conscious of the need to have more people of color, gays, other people in those positions we will not change the problem. We're in a position where you have to say who is going to step down so someone else can have power.

And he must be right! If you put to many people genetically predisposed to be racists in positions of power, as all whites are, you'll have problems. So it's excusable in this instance to be racist toward whites. Hell, when isn't it excusable???

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Enlightened Dave Matthews channels white guy motivation decoder, sees racism everywhere

As an enlightened liberal, Dave Matthews possesses the white guy motivation decoder and is able to know that the reason people oppose Obama is......RACISM! Forget government takeovers of the banking, auto, and possibly heath care indusury. Using those as reasons to oppose Obama....just white lies folks. White lies. No fooling Dave.

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Tuscon school district to impose raced-based discipline standards

In Tuscon, there will be two sets of disciplinary standards for students. One for blacks and hispanics, and one for everyone else.

With the goal of creating a "restorative school culture and climate" that conveys a "sense of belonging to all students," the board is insisting that its schools reduce its suspensions and/or expulsions of minority students to the point that the data reflect "no ethnic/racial disparities."


From the section of the 52-page plan titled "Restorative School Culture and Climate," subhead, "Discipline":


"School data that show disparities in suspension/expulsion rates will be examined in detail for root causes. Special attention will be dedicated to data regarding African-American and Hispanic students."


The board approved creating an "Equity Team" that will oversee the plan to ensure "a commitment to social justice for all students."

Right on! Who did these (racist) administrators think they were, punishing black and hispanic kids at a higher rate??? As we know, the rate of punishment should be completely equal, or in fact, maybe even a little higher for white kids. After all, a white kid just existing is offensive. They're all born racists. Newsweek said so.

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Corn row battle

White cop. Cornrows. It's a no-no. Only African-Americans are permitted this particular style. Any whitey that has his hair like that is obviously just attempting to mock black people and their hair. It's that whole "uncontrollable racist impulse" that all of us crackers have.

To get booted off the street, a police officer has to do something pretty serious - like shoot a suspect or be accused of brutality. But in the 35th District, which covers Logan, Olney and adjacent neighborhoods, apparently a hairdo will do it. A cop who got cornrows was ordered off the street and kept on desk duty for two days until he cut his braids off, sources said

Just get a buzz and start chanting Heil Hitler. We all know that's what you really want to do anyways, cracka. Why else would a white guy be a cop?

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New Racial Alert: Toll lanes deemed racist!

Ok, normally I'm a smartass, but this time I can't even muster up anything clever to say about this one. On it's face...it's just....funny. I swear to you, this is not from The Onion. Here's a bit....

ARLINGTON, Va. - There's a new turn in the debate over high occupancy toll lanes or HOT lanes.
A lawsuit filed by Arlington County last month claims the lanes benefit wealthy white people and discriminates against minorities. While the only rule to get in the HOV lanes on Interstate 395 is you must have three people in the car, Arlington claims adding HOT lanes would cut out poor and minorities by defacto.

I'm completely dumbfounded. Please explain to me how tolls are racist? We all pay them.

They're just making shit up now.

To let everyone know the truth, I don't get upset about race until I see things like this. The constant use of the race card and the double-standards in society are the main source of racial tension in this country. How can reasonable people not be upset when they see some jerks file a lawsuit claiming toll roads are racist? It's insane. When on a daily basis, I see certain demographics using their skin color to shake down people like this, and voting to protect their status as a preferred demographic in matters of hiring, contracts, and entitlements, and do so by flat out supporting racist policies themselves, it's infuriating.

There isn't going to ever be a post-racial America. There is too much to gain for some people by keeping things the way they are. This is just another example.

Racist traffic lanes? What the hell?

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Obama's racist white half tells black gov not to run

Although he's considered a black man, let's not forget that half of Obama is genetically predisposed to hate black people, which is why Obama's racist white half has told black NY gov. David Patterson not to run for gov. again.

Even with only half-power, white hate still can run the show.

Ask Barack "cracker" Obama.

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Black kids charged after their fists assaulted by racist white kid's head

Another racially motivated decision. Another one.

This time, two African-American teens, unable to control their emotions due to the constant injustice they face, were charged with assaulting a white teen on a school bus. And please, when you watch the video, take not of how many times the racist white jackass attacks the poor oppressed minorities'  fist with his hard, racist white head.

The. Hate. Never. Stops.

We need Jesse Jackson. Now.

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ACORN: "It's racist to investigate black people"

This one is just in.

Non-racist black woman and ACORN ceo Bertha Lewis busts out her white guy motivation decoder and is able to determine that James O'Keefe, the mastermind of the (racist) undercover sting operation that exposed numerous ACORN employees at several locations across the country as willing to engage in tax evasion, falsifying documents, and underage prostitution, was simply doing so because he is (no surprise here) a RACIST hatemonger unable to control his evil white urges!!!! 

Not that we here at EEIAR needed to tell you that though. It's in our blood.

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12% feel opposition to Obamacare racist. 88% disagree, and are clearly racist

I think the title of this post pretty much sums it up.

All things against anyone that isn't white are motivated by racism. Therefore, opposition to Obamacare: Racist! And the 88% of the country that (somehow) don't feel that it is racist: Racist!

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The White Guy Motivation Decoder

Many might wonder, "what is this mysterious white guy motivation decoder I hear of, yet do not possess." Well, as the owner of this blog, I feel it is my duty to explain this phonomenon to you.

On the night of November 4, 2008 a man was elected president. That man was Barack Hussein Obama. He is half-black. Which makes him our first black president. As we know, unless you are ghost white and have an anglo name, you aren't at all white.

Shortly after taking office, a strange thing started happening. (Racist) Conservatives and independents began to disapprove of the president's policies. They expressed mistrust of big government. They claimed to worry about spending. They said taxes would have to increase. They said they don't want government health care. And they said cap and trade would be the nail in the coffin for our economy.

And those of us that have this "white guy motivation decoder" can tell you one thing about all of those concerns:  they're bullshit. 100% bogus. Lies!

The decoder that certain people (everyone except heterosexual conservative white men) have tells them one thing. That all of these concerns were just a facade for their real concern. And that concern is the president's race. It can translate the real meaning of phrases that these white people spew.

For example, take the phrase "I'm not so sure about another big government program such as health care. I'm just not sure it could be done efficiently, and I don't really want to see it pass." With the decoder, you will clearly know that what this really means this: "I hate Barack Obama and all black people."

The decoder can also be used in situations that aren't political. For example, take this incident that happened between a customer service clerk and an oppressed minority customer at an electronic store...

Service Rep: "I'm sorry sir, I can't give you a refund. You have no receipt, and the tv is damaged. But if you'd like, I can give you store credit."

Oppressed minority: "Oh, I see. You a racist. Can't give a black man 'is money back! I'm callin the NAACP!"

So clearly, you can see that having the white guy motivation decoder is valuable in a plethora of situations.

Now you must be wondering, "how can I get one of these?" And the answer is simple. You must be sent for re-education. (College) You must be taught that everything, everywhere, is always racist. You must change your political affiliation to one of the following: Democratic Party or Green Party.  And you must join certain causes or organizations such as ACORN, World Workers Party, ANSWER, La Raza, MeCha, Code Pink, Free Mumia, or the New Black Panthers.

If you do adopt these new groups or causes, shortly after you'll notice something. And that something will be the ability to decode the true meaning of phrases and actions uttered by all white people and anyone that disagrees with you in any situation at any time. Everyone has this decoder already in them. But in order to release it's awesome power, all you have to do is free your mind by supporting these certain issues.

It's really quite simple.

Good luck. And to those of you that do want this decoder and are willing to do anything possible to get it, may the force be with you.